Of all the Lamity

I feel like blog posts should be a proving ground for new words. Like "Lamity."

Lamity:
Of and or being like and resembling anything that is not awesome and/or rad.

"When Micheal Bolton is in the house, lamity will insue."

Okay, so its not the best word. The lamity today has been that I have no interesting stories of clowns, or radtarded hair styles to tell you about. But I do have this, the best (and most elaborate) way to pour a beer (in German):




I too have always loved the sound an empty bottle makes in the morning.